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WELCOME TO THE BLACK ENVELOPE

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GENESIS

Its genesis was the idea of a wild bunch.
Its trial came by action and danger. 
Its future is an unknown certainty.

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LEGEND + LEGACY

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NATIONAL STORYTELLING FESTIVAL

Jonesborough, TN, USA

October 2011

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Directors:

Greyhound & Hurricane

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Persimmon Ridge Water Park, Inaugural School House Play, The California Boys, Moonshine & Bonfire at Angela's BnB

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https://www.storytellingcenter.net/festival/

CHEYENNE FRONTIER DAYS

Cheyenne, WY, USA

July 2014

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Director:

Patriot

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Rodeo, State Park / Hotel Lobby Camping, Rocky Mountain Oysters, Tim McGraw

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https://www.cfdrodeo.com/

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AUSTIN NO LIMITS

Austin, TX, USA

June 2016

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Director:

The Big Hurt

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BBQ, Bats, Piss River Float, Watermelon Margaritas at the Saltwater Pool

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https://www.austintexas.org/

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MYSTERY DESTINATION TRAVEL

Where you're going, only one man knows. You pay, you pack, you know nothing else. You go, you experience, you carry forward stories which can't be one-upped

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T - 1 Year: Scheduling Notice

T - 6 Months: Budget Notice

T - 1 Month: Black Envelope Delivery

T - 0:00:00: Airport Envelope Opening

T + Thereafter: Profit & Memory

BUTTHOLE TATTOOS

Secret designs for a secret brotherhood - Like the actors from Lord of the Rings, but significantly taller.


Non-negotiable.

CANDIDACY CONSIDERATION

Hungry for adventure? Wanna taste?


Submit your CV, a value narrative written in kodiak blood, and a non-refundable US$10,000 deposit.


We'll think about it.

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